502nd Parachute Infantry Regiment

Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: Favre, have you been notified about your staff?
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: i have not, i'm one eager beaver
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: hmmm
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: let me see around on the forums and see if I can find that letter that was given to me
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: i want my damn staff
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: this rank is nothing without the staff
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: Ahha, here it is
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1129
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: well
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: at least it got put to good use
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: i'll survive
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: ballsacks

nice convosation guys

Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: how far is ventrilo iside your butt hole?
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: dont answer that
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]:
Sgt. R. Brandt [502nd PIR]: so far up that i can taste it (you got it coming) xD
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: gross...

Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: Daylight savings stole an hour from our life
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: lets kick its ass
Lt. A. Kreidler [91te LLID]: haha
Lt. A. Kreidler [91te LLID]: i know
Lt. A. Kreidler [91te LLID]: naaah
Lt. A. Kreidler [91te LLID]: lets shot that bitch
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: haha
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: lets do it!
Lt. A. Kreidler [91te LLID]: lol
Lt. A. Kreidler [91te LLID]: its funny
Lt. A. Kreidler [91te LLID]: i expected 2 am
Lt. A. Kreidler [91te LLID]: bäääm
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: exactly!
Lt. A. Kreidler [91te LLID]: 3 o clocki was like wtf
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: hah
Lt. A. Kreidler [91te LLID]: i just thought - im not that long up yet 0.o
Lt. A. Kreidler [91te LLID]:
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: thats the first thing I thought
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: looked at the clock then i was like " What the fuck? its not 3 AM.. this shit is lying!"
Lt. A. Kreidler [91te LLID]:

2nd Lt. E. Rockner: Come play
Sgt. N. Axelsen: I can't. i am on vacation
2nd Lt. E. Rockner: oh ok
Sgt. N. Axelsen: yeah i'm on vacation with my new boyfriend
2nd Lt. E. Rockner: I knew you were gay...
2nd Lt. E. Rockner: lol

Question on a Higher Level Biology Exam:

A tall, blue blorg mates with a short, white blorg and produces all tall, blue blorgs. This is a result of:

a) both parents having heterzygous traits;
b) both parents having homozygous traits;
c) magic.

Sgt. N. Axelsen [502nd PIR]: i have always wondered about something, if you get born right on the border for example Norway to Sweeden. Are you born in Norway or Sweden then ?
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: Swedenorway
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: or, both
Sgt. N. Axelsen [502nd PIR]: that doesent exist mr Boubonis
Sgt. N. Axelsen [502nd PIR]: what`s gonna be in like your passport ?
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: lol
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: idk
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: that is a little weird
Sgt. N. Axelsen [502nd PIR]: exactly!
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: it'd have to be one or the other
Sgt. N. Axelsen [502nd PIR]: what are they gonna to with this ppl
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: im sure the problem has never happened lol
Sgt. N. Axelsen [502nd PIR]: but it will
Sgt. N. Axelsen [502nd PIR]: i am gonna force my wife to give birth right on the border
S/Sgt. B. Favre [502nd PIR]: what if the border is a river ?
Sgt. N. Axelsen [502nd PIR]: on a boat

That is propaganda 2nd Lt !

Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: I hope you enjoyed that bullet in the ass when jumping from the balcony
Pvt. B. North [502nd PIR]: LOL
Pvt. B. North [502nd PIR]: yeeeah
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: 60 dmg.
Pvt. B. North [502nd PIR]: i like it rough
Pvt. B. North [502nd PIR]: (:
Pvt. B. North [502nd PIR]: lol jk.
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: ermmm
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: this is going on the forums
Pvt. B. North [502nd PIR]: LOL
Pvt. B. North [502nd PIR]: damn u dont need to ruin my life like this
Pvt. B. North [502nd PIR]: you cold hearted beast.
Pvt. B. North [502nd PIR]: lol.
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: HAHAHA
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR] grins
Pvt. B. North [502nd PIR]: jk i love you
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: I don't know you.
Pvt. B. North [502nd PIR]: yo who says we cant have virtual love?
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: my hand
Pvt. B. North [502nd PIR]: oh my so scarey.
Pvt. B. North [502nd PIR]: :'[
Sgt. A. Green [502nd PIR]: Yeah.

5:32 PM - Cpl. R. Wilkin [502nd PIR]: Is there enough on
5:32 PM - Sgt. N. Axelsen [502nd PIR]: ill check the rooster